Port Adelaide CEO Keith Thomas has today made a statement surrounding the allegations directed at last year's recruit Jack Watts:
"It is of our understanding that Jack Watts really loves tits and swimming, to an extent that it has placed a strain on his relationship. While we understand that doing rack off titties would in fact make most people happy, we would like to reconfirm that this is not in line with our club values.
Jack has assured us that any future tucking in to bed, or swimming, will be done with his partner, and will not involve any rack or xxx vibrator shows,"
Jack Watts was unavailable for comment.
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