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2023 Defence Ratings: Adelaide Crows
How is the Adelaide Crows Backline looking in 2023? Who has come in? Who has gone out?
Jack Turner
Mar 8, 20232 min read
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AFL | Round Eleven | 2022
Sydney Swans (106) vs Richmond (100) This game was much like last week's game between the Lions and Hawks, in the sense that the umpires...
Jack Turner
Jun 1, 20229 min read
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AFL | Round Ten | 2022
Carlton (102) vs Sydney Swans (87) As Carlton and Sydney went head to head playing off for a spot in the four, a record crowd between the...
Jack Turner
May 23, 20228 min read
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AFL | Round Eight | 2022
Okay we missed three weeks, but in my defence I did have Covid, and Port Adelaide kept winning so there was a crisis of sorts. I am happy...
Jack Turner
May 11, 20227 min read
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AFL | Round Four | 2022
Port Adelaide (36) vs Melbourne (68) What a way to start the season. Port Adelaide celebrate their 100th game at Adelaide oval with their...
Jack Turner
Apr 12, 20227 min read
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AFL | Round Three | 2022
Western Bulldogs (71) vs Sydney Swans (60) With the Bulldogs stinging from wasting chances against Carlton, and Sydney rolling off of an...
Jack Turner
Apr 7, 20228 min read
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AFL | Round Two | 2022
Western Bulldogs (90) vs Carlton (102) If you had told me last year that I would be eagerly anticipating this match last year, I would...
Jack Turner
Mar 28, 20228 min read
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AFL Announces First Inaugural No-Martins Round
The AFL this week has announced its first inaugural No-Martins Round, a round where opposition teams don't have to worry about a bloke...
Jack Turner
Mar 24, 20221 min read
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AFL | Round 1 | 2022
Melbourne (97) vs Western Bulldogs (71) And the year started, as it tends to do, on a Wednesday. Hang on, is that right? Yes, no, I’m...
Jack Turner
Mar 22, 20229 min read
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What Your Team is Wishing For This Season
With the AFL premiership season just around the corner, we crunched the numbers to figure out your team's one wish for this year:...
Jack Turner
Feb 4, 20221 min read
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AFL Round Six
Geelong Cats (73) vs Brisbane Lions (46) I'm sure nobody needs reminding that we live in truly strange times, but this week we get to...
Jack Turner
Jul 15, 20207 min read
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AFL Round Five
Carlton (55) vs St Kilda (73) I love it when the AFL puts blockbuster games like uh *checks notes* Carlton vs St Kilda on a Thursday...
Jack Turner
Jul 8, 20208 min read
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AFL Round Four
Sydney Swans vs Western Bulldogs So first of all I want to say that I'm impressed we got a full nine games in this week, and would like...
Jack Turner
Jun 30, 20207 min read
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AFL Round Two
Collingwood vs Richmond It has been far too long, but finally football has returned, and the AFL was smart to restart the season with...
Jack Turner
Jun 16, 20208 min read
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Local Man Feeling Much More Like Himself Now That Sport Is Back On
HEATHMONT MAN Jim Williams has this week stated his relief at the fact that both football and cricket resume this week after an...
Jack Turner
Sep 4, 20191 min read
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AFL Round Seven
Collingwood vs Port Adelaide Collingwood's game last week sparked some controversy, mostly due to the Essendon fans booing during Scott...
Jack Turner
May 6, 20197 min read
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AFL Round Four
Sydney Swans v Melbourne Much like the AFL's least favourite kind of contact, The Weekly Turnaround is a bit late this week, but we're...
Jack Turner
Apr 15, 20199 min read
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AFL Round Three
Adelaide Crows vs Geelong Cats Geelong and Adelaide oval have a complicated relationship. When they play Port Adelaide there, they tend...
Jack Turner
Apr 7, 20198 min read
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AFL Round Two
Richmond v Collingwood The best thing about Thursday night football, is that I have another night where I have a reason to avoid all...
Jack Turner
Mar 31, 20198 min read
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AFL Round One
Welcome back to another season of AFL. After enduring AFLX, off field drama's, teams trying to self destruct during trade period (looking...
Jack Turner
Mar 25, 20197 min read
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